its time to grow a pair of fat fucking hairy balls and stick it out. in the words of old rudyard

IF you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:

If you can dream - and not make dreams your master;
If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools:

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: 'Hold on!'

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
' Or walk with Kings - nor lose the common touch,
if neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man, my son!

"its typically norwegian to be good" Gro Harlem Brundtland (ex norwegian prime minister)

world record 1620 (4,5 rotations) owned.

... Possibly one of the coolest songs EVER

happy cycling

Soulmates

Douche of the Day

'look at me im homer simpson'

STYLE

check out the latest stuff from the guys at NEGRETE cloththing!

use your head

if england did patriotism, it would probably be the worst patriotism in the world

todays lookalike

EGYPT!!!
CLICK HAR
..for more evidence
(thanks to ben for this lookalike)

Funny Cats :) :)

ever seen a kaleidocat? some idiot sent this in..

fuck your cat

why do people take pictures of their cats. nobody cares about your stupid furry little animal and what it does. seriously, i want to shoot myself in the cock when i see this,. your sadness should not affect my wellbeing. cats are not funny, and not cute. fuck cats

FROM HORSE TO LAST

who remembers emoXcore sensation from first to last?
well good old Sonny Moore (Skrillex) has remixed the new HTB song 'Shapeshift' and done an interesting job as it doesn't really have anything to do with the original other than a few vocal samples. None the less, I think its a killer tune and worthy of the wall! A nice peice of electro genre-mulching.

S

WELCOME

Welcome to the Walter Street Elite™ Online MAG.
Its aimed to update whoever on whatever we think is worth updating!
this could be music, games, movies, pictures, videos, food, jam, swimwear, pretty much whatever the fuck comes to mind! but it'll always be worth it and (hopefully) fucking funny shit! YEAH

This month we'll be doing a EXCLUSIVE feature on freshers week in DERBY and see whats going on! Will be giving out free stuff and spreading the word about WSE
seem to be running out of steam with the jargon, so keep checking for updates!

WHATS THAT DAVE?

Shes just like every other girl ive seen before,
something i could compare to my neighbourhood whore,
damn you's JUST A BITCH!